I got knocked off my bike this Tuesday, which resulted in me faceplanting on the road, hitting my head (with a helmet, thankfully) hard enough to be dizzy and bruise my temple, wrenching my neck back and to the side, doing something to my back, wrenching my left shoulder out because of how I landed so that now I can barely lift it past 90 degrees, random cuts and bruises on my legs, twisting my ankle, a bruise in the shape of my phone on my thigh where I landed on it hard enough for me to not be able to bend my leg without pain, and skinning my forearm near my elbow.
I have a dance show tomorrow that requires very fast turning, standing and jumping on my left leg, and lifting my arms well above and behind my head. I can sort of move my arm and leg now, my head isn’t as dizzy, but the gash and road burn on my arm are painfully infected and I’m getting a fever and dizziness from that. Needless to say, tomorrow is going to be hell. Did I mention I’m the lead role of the dances?
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
i ship it
We are dating
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
somehow they both right
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
GQ Men Awards
long time ago
he has those amazing eyes
“It is as beautiful as it is rare. A frost flower is created on autumn or early winter mornings when ice in extremely thin layers is pushed out from the stems of plants or occasionally wood. This extrusion creates wonderful patterns which curl and fold into gorgeous frozen petioles giving this phenomenon both its name and its appearance.”
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.